the other day i got so high that i spent hours taking artistic photos of Jean in my Serenitea pot because it felt Extremely Import at the time.

clownboybebop:

holeenjoyer:

clownboybebop:

kicked out of the bdsm scene for saying “you got it, boss!” in an old timey henchman voice whenever someone tells me what to do

kicked out of the old timey henchman scene for saying “yes goddess” in a bdsm voice every time someone tells me what to do

hang on we could have something really special here

severalowls:

severalowls:

No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door

whitepeopletwitter:

roolsilver:

worth-beyond-a-number-scale:

It’s still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone’s Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

If he didn’t want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

marlynnofmany:

serpents-fr:

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

What’s better is when the little guy starts doing little pushups, to impress another little guy you haven’t spotted yet. Or possibly you.

coyotebabe-deactivated20230727:

getting ready for my SUPERHELL 100% speedrun

ao3-crack:

(x)

httpcottagewitch:

the sexual tension between me & the alternate reality I daydream about